Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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i hate black people

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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