Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Justin Bieber.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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