- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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