Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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your mom is so fat.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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