- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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