Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Whats In My Trash? Bears

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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