- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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