What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Dogs

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

My name is Jeff

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Yo Mama just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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