Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Anti Joke

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