- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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