Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Do u take sugar?

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Anti Joke

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