- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

The Morman Religion.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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