- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Once upon a time, The end.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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