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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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