- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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