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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

National security?

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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