- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

I have read the terms and conditions

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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