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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

a man walked into a bar....

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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