why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

I hate Jews The Holocaust

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Dwarf Shortage

ded on boomer and aodddan

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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