- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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