- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What is your bill about? Clinton

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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