- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What did the snake say to the rat?

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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