- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What's your blood type? Red.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

womens rights.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

#Getweird

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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