How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

My dad

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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