A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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