Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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