Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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