A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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