Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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