- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

womens rights.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

I used to know what alzheimers was

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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