- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Women's rights.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

knock knock come in !

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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