what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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what has genitial warts? me

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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