What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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which one is easiest

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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penis

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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