Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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