- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Church.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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