Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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