What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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