- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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