steven hawking walks into a bar

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Lindsay Lohan

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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