- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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