Here's a joke The Holocaust.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

SUCK MY NUTS

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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