There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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your face is kinda funny

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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think twice or at least think

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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