- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

A seal walks into a club.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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