Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

How come anti jokes r funny

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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