What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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