Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

David Cameron

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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