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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

I am very humble.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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