- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

whats black and strange a paki

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Gingers.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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