You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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3 like an eel

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