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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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