A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Women's Rights.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

a. why? b. because

A person from Singapore eats

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Women

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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