- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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