What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Terraria

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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