why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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