- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Roses are flowers.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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