What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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