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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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