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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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