- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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