- Anti Joke

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Women's Rights.