- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Do you love me? No.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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