- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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