Do you love me? No.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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This statement is false.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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