What do you call your mom? Mom

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

burn baby burn your nanas burning

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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