- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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