Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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