- Anti Joke

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"