Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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