A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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