- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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