What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Women can vote? wtf

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

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