what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Women's rights.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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This is an anti-joke.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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