What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Please? No.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

women's rights

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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