- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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