knock knock whos their a person

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Hi

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Haha, I get it..

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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