- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

David Cameron

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

how may i help you

the sky is green no it is not

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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