- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Your mam is so fat.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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