roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

How come anti jokes r funny

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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