- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Sex vagina. lol.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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