This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Asians.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Double-whammy

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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