- Anti Joke

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?