their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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V I T A M I N C !

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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