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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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