What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i just wrote this so hard

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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