- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Church.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

anti-joke.com

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Church.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves