Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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. . I am a whale

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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