- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

so...um, yeah

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What's red, blue & green all over?

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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