A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Michael Brown

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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