Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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