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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Your dads dead. lol

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

hi dave

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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