- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

feminists.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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