- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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