Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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