- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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