Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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