Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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