- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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