- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Your face

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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